CHAPTER NINE

 

 

“What's your name?

Who's your daddy?

“Is he rich like me?

 

“Has he taken any time

to show you

what you need to live?

 

“Tell it to me slowly …

I really want to know ...

It's the time of the

season for loving…”

 

                 – Rod Argent

 

 

On some level, Vaerth Parihn had known she was out of form.

An impartial observer could probably have made a decent case for out of her mind, as well.

Her talent was undiminished, and her old skills largely intact; but other than their brief, spontaneous exposition on the Roman home world some months past, they had essentially lain fallow for the best part of a decade.

Parihn still danced, of course—for her own enjoyment, and on rare occasion, that of friends—but such impromptu 'performances' hardly served to hone one's abilities. And after a few hours of testing her current limits, she had at last been forced to admit that the exacting, intricate maneuvers which had once been an almost matter-of-fact portion of her repertoire weren’t quite so easy when one hadn’t practiced them in seven years.

Most people (even those who fancied themselves connoisseurs) wouldn’t have noticed, let alone cared about, the lessened degree of difficulty in her routines. She, however, would have known; and to appear publicly at anything less than her best was something Parihn’s pride and professionalism couldn’t abide.

So, knowing full well what it entailed, she had set about attempting to shoehorn six months of practice into seven days, relying on an animal woman’s metabolism to endure what, if not self-inflicted, would have been considered abuse or even torture—pushing herself to exertions that left her chronically near exhaustion ... and a few times, on the brink of frustrated tears. On three or four occasions during that weeklong hell of her own creation, the Orion had nearly acknowledged defeat; once, she’d even thought about approaching Quark with the announcement of her withdrawal.

It’s a diva’s prerogative to change her mind, a disgusted, sweat-soaked Parihn had thought, even as she’d slumped against the holosuite wall in an attempt to regain her wind. All I’d have to do is pick a fight over some inconsequential detail and walk off in a snit.

For a few moments, she’d savored that scenario, and even embellished on it a bit. The temptation had proven almost irresistible.

But Parihn had made a promise; and while she might yet fail to keep it, lack of effort would not be the cause: She had worked too hard making her word worth something to squander it so readily.

Thus, she had pressed on … and now, scarcely ten hours before her scheduled performance, could finally feel her body responding as it had long ago. It wasn’t just wishful thinking, either: The reaction of her holo-audience, which Parihn had programmed to react with derision for anything less than steady improvement, had evolved over the last few days from catcalls and hoots, through sullen silence and intermittent, grudging applause … to, at last, the cheers and leers she’d sought to inspire.

And, just then, in the midst of her all-too-brief, hard-earned reward, the program terminated—leaving a startled Parihn for a moment frozen in the current number’s final pose.

 

 

“Wha–? Hey!”

The computer ignored her indignant squawk, instead announcing, “An individual requests entry to the holosuite, and maintenance of separate atmospheres while present.”

Her brow furrowed, and she frowned.

Quark would have deflected any well-wishers or obsessive fans. So what in the–?

Curiosity overcame irritation—narrowly.

"Computer,” Parihn said, “please erect a semi-permeable force field establishing requested parameters; allow the other section to fill with air from the adjoining passage.”

She assumed it had complied, as, seconds later, the door slid open to reveal her petitioner—a young man recognizable to anyone who’d spent a few days wandering Deep Space Nine … or a few moments reading war correspondence from the Federation News Service.

“Uhh … sorry to disturb you.”

Jake Sisko had grown from the beautiful boy she’d seen at a distance once or twice, into a tall, slim, striking young man. He wore the latest in Earth fashion—a tailored business suit she recognized as custom Suvek-Armani—and bore two PADDs, one in each of those slender, well-manicured hands.

His eyes betrayed mild disappointment with the interior; no doubt he’d been hoping to catch at least a glimpse of her program. As for a glimpse of her, well … he seemed a little less eager: That inquisitive gaze scrutinized just about everything else—not that there was much to see in a deactivated holosuite.

“So ... do you prefer Parihn or Shomira?”

The question annoyed, in part because he had yet to look at her.

“Well, Shomira's a stage name, actually … but for now, why don't you just stick with Lieutenant, Mister Sisko?”

That earned her both his full attention and a lopsided, incredulous smirk.

“Heh. OK … but then you’d have to call me …” For an instant, his voice deepened. “…‘Commander.’’“

My, aren’t we full of ourselves? she thought. Admittedly, you’re cute, kid ... but not that cute.

Evidently he didn’t know that.

“Oh, and, by the way, Parihn … I’m Jake. 'Mister Sisko' is my grandfather.”

Getting on her bad side was one thing; this guy was dancing on the only nerve she had left.

“I’m not joking … Mister Sisko. Please address me by my rank.”

In response, he chuckled.

“Whatever you say, Lieutenant.” He gave her the once-over. “Got on with the  Special Services Division, eh?”

Why, you obnoxious little—!

Yeah,” she replied, with a biting lilt. “They’ll let anybody in … Orions … Ferengi … I hear finalizing the uniform design for the tribbles is proving a real bitch.”

Over the next few seconds, her glare seared Jake’s grin away.

All at once, realization hit him; and it wasn’t exactly a glancing blow. His jaw labored, but for a moment the associated vocal cords were on strike. If it were possible, he would have paled.

Eventually, his mouth reengaged.

“You mean you're really Star–? Nog never told me tha– Oh, my God … I’m so sorry … I thought you were—”

Parihn nearly grinned then, but smothered it; she wanted to see him squirm a bit more.

“Go on.”

Suddenly, though, the usually eloquent young author had nothing much left to say.

Forget it,” he muttered. His shoulders sagged. “Just turn the holodeck safeties off...

“...so I can kill myself before Nog gets to me.”

This time, her smile broke through before she could check it. Parihn decided to take pity on him.

“Maybe we should just … reinitialize this conversation, Mister Sisko … Jake.”

While her erstwhile sparring partner considered how to best go about that, she started a series of warm-down stretches—nothing too strenuous, for her own sake … or too provocative—for his.

Eventually, Jake must have decided on the direct approach; he consulted the PADD in his left hand, cleared his throat rather thoroughly, and began to read—slowly at first, stumbling over the pronunciation of unfamiliar words, but gaining rhythm and confidence by the second. Not only was he a born writer, but a good speaker, as well.

After just a few sentences, Parihn stopped mid-stretch, straightened and gave him her undivided attention—reaching for the other PADD, flicking her fingers to hurry its passage.

The recitation briefly slowed as he handed it over; but even as Parihn consulted the little device, his voice regained strength and he continued. While most of his attention remained on the PADD he still held, Jake kept her in his peripheral vision … and when she shook her head, tongue poking at the inside of her cheek, he took it as a clue, and a cue, to stop reading.

“What?”

For a moment, she regarded him in silence, wondering at his calm. Then, another piece clicked into place.

“You don’t have any idea what you’re saying, do you?”

Heck, no." He gave her a hands-assisted, theatrical shrug. "You think I speak Ferengi? Nog had the computer render a phonetic translation for me.” His brow furrowed as he searched her face. “Why?” Then his eyes narrowed. “Don’t tell me this is all some sort of setup.”

She glanced back at the PADD, thence to him.

“Looks like it.”

An exasperated Jake threw up his arms and tossed the PADD away. They both watched as it bounced twice on its edge, twirled a few times, dervish-like … and finally settled face down in the nearest corner.

For an instant, Parihn almost laughed aloud.

Damned thing has better moves than I do.

Then she refocused on the matters at hand, as Jake, still not quite caught up with what was actually happening here, tried to explain himself.

“I swear, he told me this was some sort of financial thing—that you and he had ‘personal business to conduct,’ and that I had to act as his ‘advocate,’ according to some Ferengi point of order.”

Parihn nodded.

“All true.”

For a moment she’d lost him.

Jake asked, “Then wha–?”

And abruptly, somehow, he knew.

“Oh, no.”

“Oh, yes.

“Sounds to me like Nog’s a real traditionalist … and a bit of a romantic, too. Back in ancient Ferengi society—I mean way back, before the males started cloistering the females—a man proved his worth to a woman of substance by providing a complete financial disclosure … proving that he could provide for her in the manner she deserved. Nog probably figured an Orion shavana would especially appreciate something like that.” Again, she couldn’t help but smile. When you got down to it, the gesture really was very sweet.

That unfortunately made things all the worse.

Just so there’d be no further misunderstandings, Parihn laid out what both of them already knew.

“Your friend Nog just asked me to marry him.”

 

 

INTERLUDE FIVE   CHAPTER TEN