Larry Stovall has a unique take on life, the Star Trek universe… and pretty much everything.

Remind you of anyone?

We can look forward to seeing Lieutenant (junior grade) Jason Fryar in at least two more stories: My own “Object of Affection”; and our “Soulmates,” adapted from Larry’s creepy novelette of the same name.

Look forward to it; he doesn’t suck.

 

 

“Damaged Goods”

 

By Larry Stovall

and Joseph Manno

 

 

Liberty had come to Wilhelmina IV for shore leave and routine maintenance. Her arrival didn’t have the slightest thing to do with the riots, but her crew had been swept up into the whole mess anyway.

“Could use some help over here!”

Jason Fryar was off duty… but he was off-duty security. He stunned a pair of looters and shoved his way towards Lieutenant Rhodes’ voice. Fryar got close enough to see the lithe Greek fending off three different attackers when someone grabbed him from behind, hard enough to jar the phaser from his grasp. He had time to notice his new friend was Sarmatian before being locked into a half-assed half-nelson. It didn’t have to be textbook, though, when you were built like a bipedal Clydesdale.

Fryar tried to slide down and slip out; the alien adjusted and maintained its grip. He snapped his head, trying to break something on its face. No dice: It reared back out of range. Jason was close to blacking out from the pain... and knew he wouldn’t wake up.

Desperate, his free hand found its way to the Sarmatian’s crotch. Getting a good grip wasn’t too tough; there was something to the phrase ‘hung like a horse,’ after all.

He yanked… and twisted.

His opponent brayed, and its grip loosened—just enough. Fryar levered away, releasing its pride and joy… just before planting a boot in the same location. The Sarmatian let out a strange scream—a whinny, perhaps—and doubled over. Fryar’s knee then caught it squarely on the chin; the click of teeth clattering as its jaw snapped shut was painfully audible.

It fell over… and stayed there.

Fryar couldn’t feel much below his neck, but turned towards Cassie Rhodes nevertheless; he could at least get in someone’s way. Fortunately, the lieutenant had already disabled the opposition; the mob now gave her a wide berth. She blinked at Fryar, seeing something new, perhaps… then spared a glance for the Sarmatian, who was still conscious—curled around his groin and braying pitifully at the top of his massive lungs.

“Guess they’d better scratch Man’o’War there from the third race, huh?”

Rhodes snorted… then clucked her tongue.

“Glad I don’t have to kiss that and make it better.”

She grinned wickedly.

“What a waste.”