A friend once told me there are three types of women: Nice girls, naughty girls… and nasty girls.

Or was that three stages in a woman’s life…?

“Hot Water”

By Joseph Manno

There are two kinds of showers: One gets you clean… the other turns you into a green raisin.

I was happily taking type two.

Though it may be a surprise, I’m not one to touch myself very often… but I do, occasionally, tend to let my hands linger while soaping certain areas.

My eyes opened to Cicero watching… and I felt a flush of heat that had nothing to do with the water.

I stammered, “H–how long…?”

His voice was husky.

“Long enough.”

I glanced down, smiled and murmured, “I tend to agree.”

Well, maybe three kinds of showers.