May 25th, 2001

 

[Be aware… the following rant contains spoilers for the Voyager series finale, "Endgame." You've been warned.]

 

 

Speaking of Moral Choices...

 

 

...you’ve all seen them, I know: The bumper stickers, T-shirts and bookmarks that ask the question, “What Would Jesus Do?” Leaving aside my personal opinion of them at the moment, I must concede they seem to be everywhere. “WWJD” has become a fundamentalist and conservative Christian catch phrase: It’s all the rage with the “Holy Rollers” and “Bible Beaters” (note the quotation marks; I'm not saying those are polite terms, only that they're often used).

Well, I decided that I would put a Star Trek slant on the interrogative, and take you all along for the ride. I’ll do this by posing a few moral and/or ethical quandaries, and asking a certain starship captain how to handle each particular situation.

Are you all ready? Good! Because it’s time to play...

...“What Would Janeway Do?”

Moral/ethical quandary number one: Captain Janeway desperately requires information from a frightened and confused young NCO, who at the moment is not inclined to talk.

In attempting to get what she needs, “What Would Janeway Do?”

 

1 - Face him man-to-man (to use the term in its figurative sense), belt him in the chops (or perhaps deliver a stinging "Bette Davis" slap), and demand that he come clean with an impassioned appeal, a la Jim Kirk (or even Ben Sisko)?

2 - Turn a withering glare of condemnation and disappointment on him, while delivering an eloquent renunciation of his position, as would Jean-Luc Picard or Luciano Mantovanni?

3 - Cow him with psychological torture, and the implied threat of his imminent death, in order to break his spirit and reduce him to a gibbering mess?

 

If you guessed Option #3, you’re right! She does so in “Equinox, Part Two,” the irrefutable “Janeway should be drummed out of the service” episode. Her justification? Essentially, it boiled down to this: The commander of Equinox had outthought and outfought her, and she was pissed about it. She wanted her revenge, and little points of order like proper treatment of prisoners, due process and Starfleet regulations weren’t about to get in her way.

Moving right along...

Moral/ethical quandary number two: Faced with a viable gestalt being created by a transporter accident—one in which two of her friends were de-incorporated to form this third individual—she is confronted with an enormously difficult decision.

"What Would Janeway Do?"

 

1 - Marvel at the miracle that someone had survived such an accident, and acknowledge that she could now "seek out new life" by simply starting a conversation with her tactical officer, the half-Tuvok, half-Neelix Tuvix.

2 - Realize the extreme stress the newly actualized being is under, and give him time to realize that by sacrificing his own life, he may well be restoring those of two good people who deserve them back.

3 - Harangue him, question his morality at daring to possess a desire for survival, lay hands on him, and throw him into the transporter to be separated into his component individuals.

 

Again, Option #3 was the one Janeway selected, in "Tuvix." No matter what slant one puts on it, at the point in time our good captain decided to act, Tuvok and Neelix did not exist—that is, they were already dead—while Tuvix did; and the restoration of the two meant the murder of the one.

Judge, jury and executioner: Now that's multi-tasking.

Moral/ethical quandary number three: Admiral Janeway [the very concept still boggles my mind] becomes aware of technology that might enable her to travel back, and assist her younger self in piloting Voyager home 16 years before it actually happened in her timeline.

Knowing that such tampering would put trillions of lives at risk, “What Would Janeway Do?”

     

1 - Acknowledge that what’s past is past, and determinedly move on with the life she’s forged for herself?

2 - Take her misgivings and desires to friends, family or Starfleet Command, and seek the counsel of those who can give her some perspective?

3 - Willfully set out to change the course of events after the fact—defying Starfleet regulations, common sense, and the judgment of history—all to save 23 lives and spare the Voyager crew a journey they’d evidently made successfully, with great sacrifice and courage?         

 

If you again went with Option #3, you’re three for three! In the last Voyager episode, “Endgame,” Admiral Jane’s Way... er, Janeway... brings forbidden technology 26 years into the past, provokes a confrontation with the Borg Collective and its queen (who, coincidentally, for once, hadn’t been doing anything wrong), trespasses into a transwarp hub belonging to the aforementioned aliens, destroys it, and is generally more insufferable and self-righteous than her lower-ranking counterpart ever was (and that’s saying a lot). Talk about not learning a thing in three decades. Her justification? She lost a few more crewmen getting home, and in the new "Janeway math," 23 is more than seven or eight trillion. Must be nice to call a "do over" whenever things don't work out the way you want.

Well, that's the quiz. You scored 100%, you say?

“What do we have for them, Johnny?”

“Well, Joe, the correct answers grant a renewed awareness that the phrase ‘Star Trek: Voyager sucks’ is, sometimes, a crude yet accurate description.”

I could go on with this ad infinitum, ad tedium (we reached ad nauseum midway through Voyager’s run), but I think the point has been made: Janeway is no Jean-Luc, and she’s no James T.

As for Jesus... well, we'll leave him out of the equation entirely.