FOREWORD
It was a combination of my love for Star Trek and dissatisfaction with the direction of the later
projects in the franchise, especially Voyager, that motivated me past the stage of procrastination
(in which I've lived the overwhelming majority of my life) and into real
preparations to begin a website devoted to a new Trek series.
Certainly I believe that Star Trek has become, at least for certain members of the intelligentsia,
one of the root myths of our culture. Thus I find myself appalled when watching
the latest series, for the following reasons:
1) The captain is a shrewish, hypocritical despot;
2) The first officer is about as effectual as Gumby;
3) The main draw of the series has a rack that could easily be
used as a floatation device.
I could go on for some time, but I trust the point has been made.
Please do not interpret this to mean that I think ill of either
Jeri Ryan or Kate Mulgrew. Both are fine actresses
(and the fact that you can even notice
Ms. Ryan's performance while she's in that catsuit is
especially impressive); it's the writing that's been most disappointing. The
telling part of this is the tendency for many to now use the phrase "Star Trek franchise" [I found
myself simultaneously appalled and amused to realize that when editing this
essay I'd utilized it myself above]. Once, during Deep Space Nine's early tenure, this was meant as "a
series of successful, thought-provoking science fiction series."
Now, unfortunately, it makes me think of a McDonald's.
I'm an editor and proofreader by trade, and have been writing
professionally, off and on, for some time. While I think the overwhelming
majority of Star Trek
fiction on the net is simple literary masturbation, there are enough notable
exceptions that I didn't despair of the undertaking altogether. By the same
token, I happen not to share the opinion of the late, lamented sci-fi writer
Marion Zimmer Bradley, who often sniffed disdainfully at people who dared call
themselves "writers" if they hadn't yet been published.
Though I'm not much of a fence-sitter, I come down clearly in the middle
on this subject. Write and post if you wish, I say, and call yourself an author
if that's what you feel you are. However, at least attempt to hone your craft.
Edit. Proofread, or find someone
to do it for you. Don't inflict your prose on those of us who wander the
smoldering labyrinth that is the Internet looking for the proverbial
"diamond in the rough." It makes our eyes bleed.
As far as my own work is concerned, I hope only to share my love
of Star Trek, and to
entertain.
Wish me luck.
My … wasn’t that cynical. Well, let’s see if my
attitude’s improved:
Wow. I’d like to say, “What a
difference six years makes,” but that particular phrase has too many positive
connotations; and, insofar as Star Trek
is concerned, in my opinion it’s been one long downward spiral, occasionally
punctuated by faint stirrings of renewed vitality that invariably dissipated …
and disappointed.
Voyager managed to get through a seven-year run, granted.
Somewhere along the line, Star
Trek devolved from avant-garde to
establishment. Like the owners of a championship team that forget titles must
not only be won, but aggressively defended, the Powers-that-Be have instead
stood pat, relying on a once-innovative formula that I must concede might very
well still work—if supported by crisp, daring scripts, that is. By playing not
to lose what they had, the shirts at Star
Trek allowed the franchise to become a pop-culture irrelevancy. Think about
it: If someone had told you ten years ago that Battlestar Galactica would be the leading science
fiction series on television, and Stargate the preeminent franchise, well … you’d have laughed
in their face, what with Deep Space Nine
and Voyager just beginning their
runs.
And yet, here we are.
I guess I’ll say, “What a difference ten years makes.” Unfortunately, in context, we all know what that means.
As to
I do, however, assert that it’s better than the alternative.
[Note: Look for
the nascent FAQ to debut and expand over the next few weeks. If you have any
questions you’d like answered herein, email me and I’ll make certain to address
them herein.]
FAQ
Q: Isn’t NCC-1776 rather on the low side for a starship commissioned in
the latter half of the 24th century—especially considering the original Enterprise bore NCC-1701? I’m not buying that there’ve
only been 75 starships commissioned since then, dude. Heck, we’ve seen more
destroyed between commercial breaks on Deep Space Nine.
A: The short response to
this one would be a succinct “yes” … but what fun is there in that?
The somewhat more convoluted
(and admittedly contrived) answer: There are a number of possibilities as to
why
Take
your pick [or synthesize one of your own]. These are my various stories, and
I’m stickin’ to whatever one works best for you.